Bios

Meet the Band

drew

Drew

Drew is definitely the odd one in the group. He is usually more concerned with how something works than how to use it. Ask him a question and he’ll probably draw you into a 20 minute conversation about something completely irrelevant, but to him, it’s all relevant. His favorite quote is: “if it’s not overkill, I want nothing to do with it.” This is the very reason his amplifier weighs more than he does, and why Smitty’s always telling him to turn it down. Drew doesn’t just like to hear the music, he wants to feel it.

starky

Starky

Yep, that’s Starky. Hot right!?! She’s an Aries, which would explain her love for air guitar and blonde roots, and while not on stage being the token eye candy, she enjoys long walks in the sunrise wearing pinstriped clothes, or a rousing game of lawn darts. Her hopes and dreams consist of one day having a stalker and earning enough money to cover her tab at the end of every show. Anyways, she’s really glad this guitar thing is working out, or else it would be back to tryouts for Rock of Love

ernie

LIL E

There’s not much to say about E-Vegas, other than that he’s a real gambling man. Actually, no, he’s not, but it sounds good on paper. During the week, you can find him hooking people up… to his tow truck. Vegas lives his life with one hand on the wheel and a guitar in the other. Life is good, but music makes it better.

mike

DC

We’d love to tell you all about DC, but we realized that we don’t know anything about him! Truly, a man of mystery…………………